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2 min read

The Exchange

“Hello, sir. How may I help you?”

15 min read

The Cheese Was Pretty Good

* Story contains bad language

They danced and the cat-rat danced with them.

10 min read

Re-Entry into Society

It looked just like a parrot cage, only larger.

3 min read

One Summer Night

The fact that Henry Armstrong was buried did not seem to him to prove that he was dead ...

8 min read

The Schartz-Metterklume Method

When lady Carlotta is mistaken for the Quabarl's new governess, she takes it as an opportunity to try out a few of her own teaching methods.

9 min read


* Story contains bad language

When his wife's dog begins to shift the balance of power in their relationship, Mr Strudwarden resolves to take extreme measures.

1 min read

The Ingenious Patriot

Witty reworking of the -style fable.

14 min read

Howard Lives!

The mysterious reappearances of Howard Cosell.

7 min read

Jeremy and the Magic Lobster

Just cuz a crustacean can talk don't make him magic! A children's story for adults.

9 min read

The Model Millionaire

Hughie Erskine is good-looking but penniless and needs ten thousand pounds to wed the love of his life. Then he drops in on a painter friend

28 min read

The Legend of Sleepy Hollow

The inhabitants of Sleepy Hollow include Ichabod, the lovely Katrina and very possibly a headless ghost.