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2 min read

The Exchange

“Hello, sir. How may I help you?”

15 min read

The Cheese Was Pretty Good

* Story contains bad language

They danced and the cat-rat danced with them.

10 min read

Re-Entry into Society

It looked just like a parrot cage, only larger.

3 min read

One Summer Night

The fact that Henry Armstrong was buried did not seem to him to prove that he was dead ...

8 min read

The Schartz-Metterklume Method

When lady Carlotta is mistaken for the Quabarl's new governess, she takes it as an opportunity to try out a few of her own teaching methods.

1 min read

The Ingenious Patriot

Witty reworking of the -style fable.

9 min read


* Story contains bad language

When his wife's dog begins to shift the balance of power in their relationship, Mr Strudwarden resolves to take extreme measures.

14 min read

Howard Lives!

The mysterious reappearances of Howard Cosell.

7 min read

Jeremy and the Magic Lobster

Just cuz a crustacean can talk don't make him magic! A children's story for adults.

9 min read

The Model Millionaire

Hughie Erskine is good-looking but penniless and needs ten thousand pounds to wed the love of his life. Then he drops in on a painter friend

28 min read

The Legend of Sleepy Hollow

The inhabitants of Sleepy Hollow include Ichabod, the lovely Katrina and very possibly a headless ghost.