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16 min read

Problem Solved

A troublesome package is left at the home of an employee of the Insignia Financial Group.

3 min read

Rewarding Superstitions

A man makes a living out of other people's superstitions.

1 min read

The Hare and The Tortoise

Humorous application of the fable to modern writers.

5 min read

The Stampeding of Lady Bastable

Lady Bastable is - quite rightly - reluctant to look after young Clovis for a week.

8 min read

Chastisement By The Lambs

A man investigates an increasingly common phenomenon involving carnivorous lambs with a highly developed sense of justice.

1 min read

The Crimson Candle

Witty reworking of the -style fable.

7 min read

Method for Defense against Scorpions

An alternative to the traditional methods.

25 min read

The Big Deal

Quince sells death. No wonder he likes his job.

5 min read

The Star

* Story contains bad language

Not even fame can protect you when the world goes wrong.

13 min read

The Secret Sin of Septimus Brope

* Story contains bad language

The terminally dull Septimus of Leighton Buzzard (editor of Cathedral monthly) appears to be having a clandestine affair with the maid of th

1 min read


Insurance agents get a bashing in this witty reworking of the -style fable.

7 min read

An Enlightening Book

Detailing Dr Ludwig Boitus' studies of the strangely charastmatic Caliguinas bird.