A good male, better female

It is in the earthly Paradise.

Seeing God in Adam

Naked and always erect

Examples of trying to procreate

In monkeys, gorillas

Elephants and the occasional donkey

In orangutans, bears, dromedaries

Who, after having been fucked

Although they had respect 

And appreciation for him

Spoke against him

God saying to himself:

-A lot of cock, little shame

When Adam slept

On a burning bush that did not burn

He approached him, tearing off a rib

With which he formed a beautiful female

Putting sex next to the poop

(Blaming it on God for being a racket)

For seven nights and seven days

Who, placing her between bushes

She looked very lost

God exclaiming:

-A good male, better female.

The Serpent of Paradise

Who was always after Adam

To see if he would bite him

One day, with his forked tongue

That dreamed and preferred glans

When he saw that not even God was there

He approached him saying in his ear:

-Wake up if you are asleep.

A better woman has never come to your love

Than the one you have before your eyes.

She is coming to you. She is coming.

Let's see what you do to her.

Then Adam woke up

Reaching out for his erect penis

Pulling out a palm of it

Admiring the beauty of this woman

Who had written on one of her breasts

The name of Eve

Falling to his knees on the ground

Kissing that hairy Mount of Venus

Which, now, was as good as dead.

When God entered Paradise again

And found him dazed

As if licking his lips

He poured water into his eyes

With which Adam came to his senses

Listening to Eve who said to him:

-I come from you and I go to you.

For better or worse I am your vassal.

By the God’ s grace 

You have absolute and entire jurisdiction

Over my carnal geography.

Adam answered her:

-You are my goddess Whore of the bushes

Admit me to enter your parts

And let me eat and fuck this little pigeon of yours

Clam, clam, or mussel.

The serpent begged to be admitted

Enter parts

Both of them saying no.

After Adam's act of love with Eve

With which Adam opened Eve's eyes

The three of them, including the snake

Were sad and distressed

When they saw that Eve's vagina

Cried tears of blood

The snake exclaimed with sorrow and joy:

-It is deflowering and menstruation together!

After a while, God appeared

Angry for being late

To this little battle of love

Under the tree of good and evil

Warning them that a day would come

When he would throw them out of Paradise

So that they would know what is good and bad

For not having entered in parts

And having to remain content

Just with the smell of Love.

Meanwhile

The snake took advantage of the moment

To coil itself around Adam's penis

Saying to God:

-Shrink, my God

I am celebrating

The day of Adam's Resurrection

And the week that follows.