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O About The Big Hee-haw Again

All the nations

They are stalking a big Donkey

Who was a demon

On a certain cold and rainy afternoon of votes

He became a demigod of the World

Thanks to his great Brays

Which were the cause of his triumph

So great and stupendous.

The Republicans tell us

What a Hee-Haw given in time is worth

While the terrified Democrats

Instantly think of abandoning their camp

Believing wholeheartedly

That such a rumor

Can only be from some frightful animal

Which, back then

Kicked them in the sky of their ass

Putting them to flight

Like all the undocumented

Ringed for Mexico or Guantanamo

Who sacrifice dogs and cats

And eat them before or after raping them.

Democracy is in defeat and flight

Thanks to that long-awaited triumph

By crypto-fascists, religious people, gurus

And other psychopathic elements

Who rely on that tremendous Bray

Given in time

By this orange Donkey.

Carrot-colored

Named Hee-Haw

Who relies only on his dick

Where his brain is

As many newspaper authors

And newscasts refer

Adding that because this Donkey is so daring

All the nations of the Globe

Will sacrifice themselves to him like Donkeys

For his warlike clamor

And for the loud noise he makes when Braying

Which makes

Even the bells of St. Peter ring in Rome

Everyone is afraid

That he will press with his dick

In his ravings and clamorous Braying

The button of the atomic or nuclear bomb

And leave us all

Naked and shitting mortality.

Multidisciplinary Artist & Writer | Member of Global Literary & Artistic Societies