Santiago's Road

My friend Gilito invites me to join him
All expenses paid, as he promises
The Santiago’s Road from Compostela, La Coruña.
With great interest, I ask:
-¿How long is it for?
-I'm not saying days, I'm saying months.
The first few days we'll do it by bike
And, when we get to León
We'll leave the bikes at a pilgrim's hostel
Taking the "Way of the Savior"
Walking barefoot
Until we reach the Santiago’s Cathedral.
-And what's your interest in visiting
The tomb of the  St. James’ Apostle?
-Ludovico, my friend
To ask for his help and intercession
To find a beautiful local girl
Well, I've been doing it for seven years
Well, it's going on eight
I don't stick my dick in a holy pussy.
Scrooge is so eager to find a piece of meat
That he says to the first woman
We meet
At the entrance to the Cathedral:
-Pilgrim, do you want to fuck?
To an English woman he says:
-Do you want to come with me?
To a beautiful Galician woman
Next to the holy water font:
-I suck your pussy and fuck you.
The fervor and ardor he feels
Has made his love erect.
Heated, he says to me:
Ludovico, I have raised it to the Lord.
When the Botafumeiro
or Censer began to move
From the dome of the Cathedral
He leaped toward it
Trying to grab one of its pulleys
Instantly, thrown by the Botafumeiro
Onto a woman praying
In one of the side aisles
Who, in pain, but not injured
Believed it was a miracle
For she was asking Santiago
The "power to find a boyfriend
Even if he were fallen from Heaven."
Gilito begged her for a thousand pardons
She replied:
-The Saint's blessing grants me
My love gladly gives you.
My name is Raiña Lupa, Queen Lupa
And, as soon as I see you
I'm eager to get to the altar with you.
As weddings were being celebrated at the main altar
Of couples from Zaragoza, Burgos, and El Escorial
The two of them approached them
Trying to get married.
The priest celebrating married them side by side
With a lot of wit and salt
With consecrated wine dipping bread.
When they left the Cathedral
Holding hands
Both of them told me to go for a walk
Because they were going to have sex
In the most natural way
At the Parador de Santiago
- Hostal Reis Catolicos
Starting a new life.
The next day after having sex
He called me on WhatsApp and said: 
-Ludovico, my Galician love
Has a pussy with more whiskers than Saint James
Which is good for me because:
“A hairy Galician woman is a great woman”.