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Peter Schooff

Operation Sgt. Pepper

It was Zach's idea to start a Beatles cover band in high school. Zach, you see, was a dead ringer for Paul McCartney.

33 min read · Rating: PG-13 · Read story

Habeas Corpses

It was him all right. Who else could it possibly be? It was Death himself, the Grim Reaper, cloaked all in black. He stood larger than life.

27 min read · Rating: PG-13 · Read story

Machiavelli in Kindergarten

Dear Mrs. Machiavelli: My reason for this letter is to relay an incident that occurred with your boy, Niccolò, today in class.

4 min read · Rating: R · Read story